#i need pathetic james

[callmebracken]

i need a fic where regulus hates james. like not a “im in love with him idk what to do” hate but like a “potters are blood traitors, i’m part of the sacred 28, i hate gryffindors, i hate my brother (not rlly) and everyone he interacts with-except maybe the werewolf (cus ofc smarty pants regulus figured out remus was a werewolf his first year) he’s chill” so like fr does not like james; and james is like “omg baby black” and over all doesn’t get or just chooses to ignore regulus opposition and continues to obsess for him. i need a fic with so much james potter yearning and begging and groveling for regulus my heart falls out.

[autoboros]

Alright well here's James

[clementine221b]

go rewatch that one episode where wilson asks cuddy out on a “date” and LOOK AT HIS FACE WHEN SHE SAYS YES. wilson you big brown eyed loser i want to bite him

[litteraltrashman]

frothing at the mouth over trans wilson. I don't know why but you can pry this head cannon from my cold dead transgendered hands

[mousebitecel]

jam

(got the pics from this post)

[padsmoony04]

I can't explain to you how much the James Potter Fics had altered my perception of boys, like... The fact that, all I know, if they don't pass the James Potter checklist and fit most of his characteristics, I immediately don't like them. And I'm not joking, I realized, for example, most of the fictional characters that I have a crush on now, have a James Potter kinda of vibe. It is stressful because the possibility of meeting someone who fits all the boxes is literally impossible... so... I'm gonna die alone, basically...

[arviyya]

I'm a firm believer that reg and James are definitely switches. Especially if it's regulus giving James head. Some days James is begging and whining while reg is giving him head look up and in between he'll say things like "oh what's that Jamie you want me to go faster? Beg for it if it's that bad" and James will absolutely beg. Other days James his the complete opposite and face fucks reg and reg loves it so much he looks up in awe and begs for more rounds

OH Yes anon, a thousand times yes. Jegulus being switches is canon to me.

Anyone who thinks Regulus is always a sub or a pillow princess is just wrong (not really though, I respect peoples opinions and differences in fandom lol).

Anyway, I could totally see that for them when it comes to giving head. And to deepen the brainrot, imagine James giving Reg head, and Reg is just face fucking him until the cows come home. Just so rough, and when James cries, Regulus wipes away a tear with his finger and then hooks that finger in James' mouth as he fucks him harder.

They have the dynamic to me. Like I love Rosekiller but Jegulus - they're just peak when it comes to this.

Give me pathetic crying James.

Give me domineering bossy Regulus.

I'll eat them up like a snack.

[jackie4dinner]

James the type of guy to say “this one is for you” before shooting a hoop only to miss terribly.

[point-two-two]

horrible little imp man is plaguing my thoughts once more

[moonydoodlez]

I need more loser remus. I need remus who has no idea how to flirt. who didn't know to react the first time the hottest guy in school kissed him so all he said was thankyou. remus who didn't realize he was dating sirius at first because why on earth would sirius want HIM. I need remus who spends all his time studying and reading. remus whos bad at interacting with literally everyone except the marauders. (who he was very awkward with at first)

i NEED that man pathetic

[callmebracken]

guys the song lola is kinda giving james singing about trans!regulus

[dance-in-the-morning-glow]

I started working on a new thing.

a sailor and a nightingale - ch. 1

“Governor Swann seems preoccupied tonight, wouldn’t you say?” Beckett’s tone was light, almost conversational. “No doubt his thoughts wander to matters of family. A father’s concern can be such a burden... when one’s only child is missing.”

Why did it feel like the temperature had dropped a couple of degrees all of a sudden? James could feel the calculating gaze upon him, watching him like a hawk, ready to pounce at any sign of weakness. His skin itched under the weight of his uniform. He resisted the urge to down the remainder of his wine in one gulp. Instead, he kept perfectly still and raised his chin just a bit.

Beckett continued, “It must be troubling, not knowing where she is... or what trouble she might be finding herself in. Perhaps you could ease his fatherly concerns?”

There it was again, that feeling like ice crawling up his spine. It was almost as if Beckett had read his thoughts. So it hadn’t been a coincidence that James had never found the chance to speak to Swann in private so far. Beckett wanted to witness how he would act in this situation – what he would say, what he would do. If he slipped up in front of his old friend.

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James Norrington x OFC, fake dating (-courting lol), crack treated seriously, drama, angst

Summary: When James Norrington returns to Port Royal and gets promoted by Lord Beckett, he faces a stark ultimatum – any sign of misplaced loyalties, and he’s out. The natural thing to do in this position is pretending to court someone to keep Beckett convinced he’s in Port Royal to stay. At least, that’s what Beatrice Nightingale, an aspiring composer stifled by the rigid social norms, suggests. And who would be a more suitable candidate than Beatrice herself? Their ruse might not only benefit James in maintaining his post, but also help Beatrice with her own reasons for playing the game. Problem is, James and Bee aren’t the only ones with secrets – and sometimes, things aren’t as they seem.

Or: The author thought it a great idea to combine the fake dating trope and her very own PotC-version of a Hellfire Club. It’s a lot, I know.

[jimmyspades]

"That tongue of yours easily wraps around the most challenging of syllables. I think it’s my favorite part of that tongue, actually, the way it wraps around syllables." BOSTON LEGAL 4.04 "Do Tell"

[kairospy]

I am not afraid to contradict myself. I will ship one character with seven others just watch me

[impishtubist]

BREED THAT OLD MAN 2023

[bratdotcom]

I'm at my limit I'm going to that town...silent hill...